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    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'


    He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.

    Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'

    Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

    'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

    'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'

    The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

    'Moses,' replied the bird.

    'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

    'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

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    This was the first video ad that I didn't want to skip! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKLnhuzh9uY

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    This guy approaches an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall. "Excuse me. I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

    The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the older fellow said, "Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?"

    "I have no idea but every time I talk to a woman with a figure like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere."

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